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Dear cvs who out up Halloween decorations on September 22nd: you disgust me

"They have a rave troll."

- The decker upon entering a rave where a troll was going nuts to the beats. (via outofcontextdnd)

sapphiretemplo:

if this aint me as hell

carlego:

Steam are u ok

Great we’re getting phantom lancer buffs can’t wait for the return of cancer lancer
And blood seeker but he’ll always be shit

papazin:

lmao

Sick Burn

outofcontextdnd:

Barbarian: I will intimidate the evil tree with a face.

DM: You haven’t been able to hit the tree, what makes you think you can intimidate a semi-inanimate object?

Barbarian: Natural 20 

DM: …You shout something about its mother being tissue paper. It’s so psychologically beaten, it spontaneously combusts.  

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

zappydan-the-magnet-man:

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IGN gave a higher rating to Hatoful Boyfriend than it did for Destiny or The Sims 4, what a time to be alive.