- The decker upon entering a rave where a troll was going nuts to the beats. (via outofcontextdnd)
Great we’re getting phantom lancer buffs can’t wait for the return of cancer lancer
And blood seeker but he’ll always be shit
Barbarian: I will intimidate the evil tree with a face.
DM: You haven’t been able to hit the tree, what makes you think you can intimidate a semi-inanimate object?
Barbarian: Natural 20
DM: …You shout something about its mother being tissue paper. It’s so psychologically beaten, it spontaneously combusts.
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
IGN gave a higher rating to Hatoful Boyfriend than it did for Destiny or The Sims 4, what a time to be alive.